Brad Paisley - Alcohol Lyrics

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice
Your size. . .

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
And I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

(Chorus)
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
And helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarasing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head . .

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin a fool out of folks
Just like you
And helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
(crowd:) and helpin white people dance
Well,I got you in trouble in high school
But college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

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